Things I Saw At Walmart

Today, I packed for our trip, and when 9:30 PM rolled around I needed to pick up a few things. So, I headed to Walmart as one does.

There I saw-

A man walk up next to me in the deodorant isle. He picked one, at what seems like complete random, opened it, smelled it, put some on, and then put it back on the shelf and walked away. 

-Hey, dude just wanted to make sure it worked before he bought it...right?

A very humble elderly woman put down two tiny newborn onesies on the checkout belt.

- Imagine if it was for her baby? Miracles of modern day medicine folks!

A man in his 70's in line with me buying a quart of Corona and a pack of Marlboros. 

- Think he's found the fountain of youth, or are all the chemicals just preserving his innards?

I bought some Head & Shoulders, Old Spice deodorant, and a jumbo sized box of feminine products. 

-Looks like good ol' Walmart brings out the best in everyone. Shoppers of Walmart unite!

Mrs. Measom